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Will post rational thoughts from gamers too, the kind you least expect. As ever, submit below.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
I’ve killed so many people…
… In video games
I love how over 450 hours in I am still finding places new to me
http://rpgfanatics.tumblr.com
I can’t remember how long Raptr said I’ve plated for…
I had my first nightmare because of those motherfucking things. I was in kindergarten and playing through the game with my dad. We got to that level and I remember being just absolutely horrified that one was going to get me. That night, the nightmare happened.
I was playing out in the yard by myself doing things a six year old would be doing. Eventually I wanted to sit on the dead grass but it hurt my butt so I went inside and got a pillow. Coming back outside the clouds had rolled in and it was darker outside, or so I thought. I sat down on the pillow in the middle of the yard and looked up. It wasn’t clouds that were blocking out the sun, it was one of those fucking hands. It was flying down at me and I was paralyzed with fear. It grabbed the pillow I was on (this made the hand into a sort of cage with me in the middle) and we took off. We were probably a thousand feet in the air and moving fast, not just upward but also forward about at the rate of an airplane. Suddenly, it lets me go. I’m flying through the air hurtling towards the ground, getting the feeling of going downwards on a roller-coaster. I am going to become a splat on the ground. I’ve got seconds to live. I’m only six. I haven’t even started primary school yet. I didn’t get to say goodbye to my parents or little brother. The ground seems to be only feet away. I can almost see each individual blade of grass that I am about to collide with. I try screaming with the last of my breath but no sound comes out. Then…
I wake up with a jolt in my bed, hitting my head on the ceiling. It was just a dream.
I still hate playing through that temple.
Beware what you play?
TheMagicJesus on /r/gaming discussing scary Legend of Zelda moments.
The Legendary Edition includes all the three downloadable add-on and all the nifty added features implemented since the game’s 2011 launch, including combat camera, mounted combat, the Legendary difficulty mode, Legendary skills, a few less bugs and glitches and for PS3, finally, stable frame-rate out of the box.
Fixed for you.
Cjail on Eurogamer’s announcement for Skyrim: Legendary Edition.
Bring us the cake, and wipe away the debt!
Reddit reaction to Booker DeWitt’s “birthday”.
I’ve got a good 180+ hours invested into 5 characters in fallout 3
Oh god, now you’ve got me wondering how many hours I’ve put into Fallout 3 and I’m hoping the answer isn’t “too many”.
because apparently being a girl is demeaning, as is being gay. We´re still doing this people ? -.-
…The GIFs here are a decade old. Literally, 10 years old. What do you mean ‘still’?
They were old ten years ago.
(Source: redvsbluegifs)
Eurogamer commenter feels let down with the Wii U’s storage space after the revelations about LEGO City.
We a little pissed about the storage issue too.
(Source: eurogamer.net)
